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Ku Klux Klan March in Harpers Ferry to Honor Barack Obama

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HARPERS FERRY- This Friday, the White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan will be holding a public rally in the historic town of Harpers Ferry, West Virginia.  This rally is to endorse Barack Hussein Obama and honor his contributions to the Democratic Party.

"Barack Hussein Obama has done more for the Democratic Party in his four years in office than all of his Democrat predecessors combined." said Grand Wizard, Nero Schwarz. "It is a crime that anyone, particularly a Republican would run against him.  This march is to draw attention to the fact that if anyone but Obama wins this November it will mean the death of America as we know it."

In a press release the group states, "Barack Obama, is half white, and it is this half that we endorse.  Obama has created racial tension in America that we have not seen since the 60's and for that we honor him."

The Klan has been accused of being a right-wing conservative group, and that angers many Klan members, "Grand Wizard Robert C. Byrd would roll over in his grave if he heard that!" exclaimed elderly Klan member, Hitam Fekete. "In the 1800's we were instrumental in the Democrats regaining political power in the South.  We were basically a military force for the Democrat party, for crying out loud!

"Those Republicans have been a thorn in our side for a long time -- Republican President, Abraham Lincoln, basically martyred himself to free the slaves. We struggled for years to be heard, but after World War II we helped Democrats oppose the Civil Rights Movement. After Republicans fought back and passed the Civil Rights Act in '64, Democrats had to find more subtle ways to control the minorities. I guess buying votes and making empty promises is a lot less messy than our methods. Whatever works, I say!"

It's true that a whopping 40% of Democrats voted against the Civil Rights act, including; Robert C. Byrd of West Virginia, J. William Fullbright of Arkansas (mentor to Bill Clinton), Albert Gore Sr of Tennessee (father of Al Gore Jr) -- while 80% of Republicans voted for the Act.  And it was George Romney (Mitt Romney's father) who marched in front of the anti-segregation demonstration beside black leaders of the day.  And as his niece, Alveda King, reminds everyone, Martin Luther King, Jr. was himself a pro-life, Republican [LINK]

Nero Schwarz chuckled, "How history forgot all that stuff from the 60's and found a way to paint Republicans as the racists, I'll never know -- but I laugh myself to sleep over it every night!"

The NAACP is protesting the event. "It is unfortunate and offensive that white folk would rally for Obama without consulting us, first."

The march is being held in the afternoon, followed by a picnic of white bread sandwiches, white chicken meat, potato salad, and vanilla ice cream.


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